| I am listening to
Fading Glory
this is my brother's band and he has a CD available as well if you want
take a listen
http://www.mediamax.com/icemanyang/Hosted/01%20Track%2001.mp3
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| Top 5 Items in the SkyMall
All
of us, during our more jaded in-flight moments, have browsed through
the luxurious shopping mecca that is the SkyMall. While the Mall has
fancified somewhat (they actually have legit name brands now), it has
retained the reputation of a catalog of things you will never need.
Ever. But that doesn’t mean you can’t want them. Here’s the ones we want, or at least want to laugh about.
 1. Pop-up Hot Dog Cooker –
Hammacher Schlemmer cooks up this Sky Mall classic for the tasty sum of
$49.95. It’s graced the pages almost as long as the Giant Crossword
Puzzle and is about as useful. If you are someone who has trouble
boiling water or using a standard toaster-oven than this is the device
for you. It has two circular slots for hot dogs and two oblong slots
for buns – be careful not to confuse them and cram the buns where
the meat should go.
 2. Head Spa Massager –
The catalog’s title for this item compels you to ‘enter a state of
euphoria’. Gadget Universe, that dynamo of quality products, rubs our
editors the wrong way with this helmet-esque device that promises to
“relax and soothe your problems away.” Let us just say that if you are
buying a metallic Viking helmet that plugs into a wall to make your
problems go away, you might have bigger issues, i.e. think about trying
drugs. The blurb next to the item claims that it’s like thousands of
tiny fingers massaging your scalp at once. Ewwww.
3. iCarta Stereo Dock –
Talk about crappy music! This Charmin-holding iPod dock hails from the
illustrious Sky Mall Collection and the description proclaims it the
‘King of All iPod Docking Stations’. Firstly, we weren’t even aware
there was a monarchy associated with iPod docks; if there were, what a
sad world where the King has to also hold toilet paper. For $99.99, you
can take your iPod to places where few have gone before - just make
sure to disinfect it frequently.
 4. Inversion Stretch Station –
Found in the FootSmart department of the SkyMall is one of our favorite
“medikle” items – which is our euphemism for anything that presents
itself as a therapeutic device, has no proof of its benefit to humans,
and probably does more harm than good. The Inversion Station is a first
rate example of this. They boast that Hippocrates, himself, prescribed
this noninvasive method of treating back pain. Wow, you mean an ancient
physician from 400 BC said that hanging upside down on a metal triangle
was good? He also held that all illness was from an imbalance of the
four humors in the body (blood, black bile, yellow bile and phlegm).
The best part of this contraption: if you work it right, you can
conduct your own tilt table test.
5. The Headache Glove –
HealthyConnections has evidently been hitting the O2-water pretty
hard. They also offer a bona fide headache cure based on “ancient
Chinese acupressure techniques with modern technology.” Intrigued?
Don’t be. It’s a $100 inflatable glove with a pump attached that
squeezes your hand when you have a headache. For $15, StopPagingMe.com
will call your friend to come over and kick you in the groin next time
you have a headache. We promise similar effects.
Bonus
Millenium Water Oxygenator – Wow. This one is a truly special medikle bargain. For just under $900 you can have all your water with extra
oxygen. Because H2O needs more O? HealthyConnections, which asserts to
bring you the very best in wellness is bringing you a lot of hot air
with this item. I can just picture the somatizers of the world
gathering together to praise the wonders of hyper-oxygenated water.
It’s worse than those oxygen bars where people hook themselves up to a
nasal cannula as if it’s doing anything. Maybe hospitals should start
offering cheap oxygen?
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